Salma Hayek Goes to the Beach

Salma Hayek posted a throwback picture of herself on Instagram and for that I thank her. I'm not sure how old the picture is but according to her it was before her baby was born. When was that. I didn't even know she'd had a baby, was it yesterday?  I doubt it was yesterday. But she always looks pretty much the same to me and to be honest she could have given birth to a faceless demon from the 8th Dimension for all I care. Just remember Salma, if you have that demon baby I'll be here for you, you can call me.